Wishaw Born and Bred

“Where in Scotland are you from then?” When Australians ask about my accent, when we’ve clarified I’m not Irish (😆)  I say “a town called Wishaw, a half hour drive from Glasgow.”

Wishaw – home of miners, steelworkers and trade unionists (back in the day) a commuter belt near the M74 to Glasgow, new houses now popping up everywhere.

Ex-mining villages, bings and farmland surround it and (yes) a maximum security prison (HMP Shotts) and Hartwood, a long-closed psychiatric hospital (twin clock towered, gothic building now used in horror movie film sets!)                                                       

Getting the general vibe?

Being Wishaw born and bred shaped who I am today, no getting away from that (well I did, to the other side of the world!😬)

Along with many I left permanently, a long time ago. Away we all went, looking for bigger, looking for better, looking for more.

People who actually know Wishaw (or Motherwell or coatbridge) laugh. “Wishy! Got yer stab vest?”

I laugh, but feel defensive too. My 60yr old take, rose-tinted glasses on, don’t actively live there anymore … not fair! Not accurate!             

I’ve just spent two weeks with my Ma & Pa, walked for miles around old haunts  (never felt safer) in the bitterly cold May sunshine under blue sky and blossoming trees. January in the pissing rain, guess I wouldn’t be so upbeat.

Wishaw is not crime-riddled, down-at-heel, impoverished, not at all. True the town centre might give that impression or driving through neighbouring Motherwell with its council schemes and tower blocks of disrepair.  

There’s beauty to be found in Wishaw (there is!) shouting in my head at my husband, an Englishman transplanted here when he was 12 yrs from the bucolic (fav word of the moment😆) English countryside, who actively detests the place, who couldn’t wait to leave.

Clydeside is bucolic, 15 mins down the road! Lanark, Peebles, Biggar, Tinto Hill, 30 mins drive away, bucolic as they come!

Wishaw’s beauty is in my parent’s street, their local streets and surrounds, their flower-filled garden, their neat-as-a-pin home, the original old buildings and churches, (so many churches, similar amount of pubs!) the surrounding woodlands, the Scottish birdsong, the May blossoming trees, the walled bowling green, and even the modern multi-storey medical centre building.

Wishy people are nice, the service is great, the supermarkets clean, orderly, well stocked, the library amazing!

But close to the nice bits are the nasty.      Round corners, just over there, rubbish-strewn gardens, graffiti, boarded up shops, peeling paint, broken windows in a now bereft town centre (once full of thriving family-owned businesses.)  On the periphery, the odd alcoholic ‘Jakey’ staggering about, shouty drunk young women, mental health casualties.

Ravenscraig’s closure (Asia, Thatcher, shipbuilding gone, crumbling infrastructure) one of the largest steel works in Western Europe was devastating for the area, the effects still felt to this day.

The Wishaw I remember from my youth (1965 baby, left in 1983) had a bustling town centre full of small family-owned businesses.            

Butchers, fishmonger, many bakers  (before Greggs!) King’s the sweetie shop, Lannigans the newsagent, a large toy shop, a school uniform shop, Higgins the family jeweller, (still there!) Bells the Florist (also!) 

Loads of pubs, a few fish & chip shops, one Chinese takeaway, the Chinky (common parlance of the time 🤦🏼‍♀️. Newsagent run by a Pakistani family was the Paki’s 😩) a furniture shop, ‘Bairds’ the multi-level department store, the legendary Round Sounds music shop for all yer vinyl record needs.

Independant boutiques

A massive library 

A health centre

An indoor swimming pool!

A barber (one)

Mr Archibald the dentist, (torturer of kids)

the towns ‘Wishaw Press’ newspaper offices, a cinema, the Odeon where teenage me queued to watch ‘Grease’ and ‘Quadrophenia.’

A post office

The train station

Churches(so many))

Now, 2026, like all small UK towns built around steel making and mining there’s chronic unemployment down family lines,  Op Shops, Pound shops, tattoo shops, vape shops, chemists, nail shops, barbers galore (and Gregg’s!)

Anyway why write all this? 

After staying in Haworth in Yorkshire (home of the Brontë sisters) walking through the gorgeous flower-filled park, seeing a plaque explaining was originally for the leisure of the local weaving mill workers made me think of Wishaw’s Belhaven park, still naturally beautiful, still lovely to walk round, similar size, lush green grass, ancient trees, circumference wall but also broken beer bottles, broken playground equipment, a filled-in fountain  pond surrounded by red and white tape, graffiti, litter. Perfect unguarded place for kids with nothing to do, nowhere to go, to get pissed, cause a bit a damage, no one gives a shit, no one knows where they are, “ F*#k yous!”

And Wishaw is not Howarth! Not a tourist destination, no Charlotte, Emily or Anne Bronte, it’s only claim to fame is world champion snooker player John Higgins, “the Wishaw Wizard.” 😆                        

With a main town centre in disrepair, there’s probably no council money (or inclination) to make the park properly beautiful again. Shame.

The light and shade of regular life, the high’s and lows, ups and downs still happen but there’s a cushioning when you live in a beautiful place (which I do) in a warm climate (also) no criminal element (hardly) or in-your-face poverty.  

Wishaw can’t be classed as a beautiful town, it’s often cold and windy (don’t know about the criminal element these days) but it’s definitely not a BAD place. I was given all I needed there. Love, safety, security, freedom and support to branch out. It all began in Wishaw.  See you next time! ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

10 Things To Consider If Writing About Your Job In Healthcare

1. ⭐️Be yourself, write truthfully with integrity and good intentions.

2. 🫣Try not to sound like too much of a w*#•er (tho some will think you are😆🤷‍♀️)

3. 🤐 Patient/woman’s privacy and confidentiality first and foremost. No one should recognise themselves or their situation.

4. ❌Write about hypothetical scenarios/patients or a blend of, not real-life stuff, nothing recent😱

5. ✍️Be fully informed of your hospital’s social media policy and professional organisation’s code of ethics & conduct.

6. 🫶Write about what you know, feel passionate about.

7. ❤️Always, always keep work buddies in mind, they’re your people. You can have different opinions but still like and respect each other.

8. 😇Write for the common good, maybe to help improve a situation, not to create outrage or worry.

9. 🧐Ask yourself why you feel the need to put it out there?

10. 💪🏻If you think you might impact even ONE person in a positive way, go on, do it, be brave

Navigating The Australian Maternity System (abbreviated. International Day of the midwife, 2024)

Arriving in Oz joined an agency needing a salary asap.

First shift, morning on the postnatal floor of a large public hospital, old building, no AC, stinking hot 35-degree day, white dress, tights clinging, whir of multiple fans, sweat trickling down my back.

Women and babies familiar, nothing else, paperwork, language, jargon all different, midwives over-worked, unfriendly. “ain’t coming back here” I thought.

(agency midwife/nurses hated on sight or adored)

Jumped at full-time job offer from small private hospital, no idea what I was walking into. Private obstetrics 1995. What a shock.

Orientation day, “women are our customers, so are the doctors.”

Customers? Righto.

Midwives lovely (reason I stayed so long) Scottish accent and jargon a source of entertainment, the puzzled looks, what IS she talking about? Guthrie test? Pyrexia? Venflon? Viii … tamin K. Why are the women grand?

For me, Oz terminology. “Jug’s”of IV fluids. “Grab us a Kylie?” 😆 “Bub” for baby. Instant promotion to “sister” (NHS title for nurse in charge.)

Older doctors, white shorts, knee high socks looking like they’d come to fix the electrics. World away from the white coated, bow-tie wearing docs in Edinburgh.

Quirky staff, one midwife fostering baby possums often produced a wooly bag from the nether regions of her bra, teeny furry baby in situ, kid you not. 😆 Visions of one falling out on the bed along with a placenta! 😩

Calling DOCTOR’S to “deliver” women spontaneously labouring took some getting used to (never did, had to leave)

Glimmers of hope from new young obstetrician … woman standing, leaning over the bed, baby imminent. Into the dimly lit room he came, didn’t bat an eyelid or say anything, membranes ruptured, (whoosh!!) he gamely caught baby as she stood, shoes and shirt soaked in liquor 😆

Consultant pediatricians, visiting daily, (expensively) reassuring for the mothers.

Epidural service excellent, no delays. One anaesthetist stood out, always cheerful, middle of the night too, epidurals placed quicker than I’d ever seen before (or since)

Grabbed his own equipment, don’t THINK he held syringe and needle in his mouth like vets in the paddock (did he??) emanating done this a million times before vibe. “All done sis!” off he’d go on his way back to bed, woman pain free, me scratching my head, gobsmacked.

As per Scotland, babies lined up in the ward nursery in rows, (casual separation from their mothers beggars belief) swaddled tight. No disposable nappies, adorned in bulky cloth held on with actual pins or three-pronged plastic grabbers.

Lots of nighttime baby cuddling here.

Most of the women were breastfeeding, amazing! (Breasts in Scotland primarily for the male gaze. FEEDING with them?? “Whit!! Naw! Embarrassing!”)

After a year, where could I go? Independent practice, home-birth midwifery? No kids of my own, energetic (changed days 😆) idealistic, wanting the best for women.

Interviewed with local independent midwife, could’ve walked into the role, no extra hoop-jumping (1996) thought long and hard (still have the contract!) sliding doors moment, followed my gut, couldn’t make the leap (shame)

Back in a big hospital, three-year pilot midwifery continuity of care team, wonderful. Women loved it (course they did) midwives too. It came crashing down eventually (long story) me too, 1999, had my own delightful first bub, living out at ‘the farm,’ rest is history!

Happy Birthday George!

23yrs ago today, 7am Rob and I hit rush hour traffic, me in full – on labour, waters had broken the night before, two weeks early!

Don’t remember much about the journey but singing Christmas carols loudly at the height of each contraction😆 and talking to my mum and dad in Scotland

Into the birth centre, midwife Karen already there, I paced and paced, didn’t want to be touched or massaged. Essential oils and calming music? Haha nope, way too late for any of that.

The wanting to vomit, the little catch in the throat, the unmistakeable urge to push, the realisation, omfg no one can do this but me😩

Into the pool, primal birthing woman activated no calm or control, screaming, swearing with each push then apologising mortified after each one (who was that crazy woman?) 😆

Then at 1058hrs exactly, out flew gorgeous water baby George, worth every single contraction 💕

Happy Birthday son and well done me! 💪🏻😉😆

P.S. Every woman who’s birthed a baby/babies should remember how awesome they were, no matter how that baby arrived in the world, the inductions, the premmies, the Caesar’s, the forceps, remember to congratulate yourself! 💪🏻😉😉

10 Must Haves For Hobby farming

1. ⭐️Be an Early Bird no snoozing till 10am, the beasts will be awake, need tending (Every. Single. Morning)

2. 🐮Have A genuine love of animals in all their glory, they’re a big responsibility.

3. ⚡️The ability to embrace chaos, even with the best management, animals escape, storms wreck planting, equipment breaks down

4. ⭐️The ability to embrace mess, formal gardeners look away! Free- range chickens and neat garden beds don’t go together.

5. 🍀An appreciation of nature and the outdoors, enjoy being outside, in all weathers

6. 🐓Barn and chicken coop cleaning skills, those cute photos on social media of animals snuggled in clean straw, eating from shiny clean dishes? That takes work, there’s a lot of shit shovelling behind the scenes.

7. ⏰Time! Don’t under estimate how much time and energy it takes to keep it all functioning well. Are you up for it?

8. 🏠Reliable Pet/House sitters on speed dial or you’ll never go away

9. 🧑‍🌾An ability to ask or pay for help, can’t do it all on your own, you just can’t

10. ⭐️Energy The jobs are never ending. If you find yourself exhausted or resentful maybe time to rethink this lifestyle or embrace number 9!